PEOPLE OF A CERTAIN AGE

REFLECTIONS (updated every Wednesday)

by Steve Liddick

 

People of a certain age hate being referred to as “People of a Certain Age.” It is Political Correctness code for “Old.”

Being of a certain age, I spend a lot of time these days thinking about time and the rapid passage of it. When I was in the army, I thought my hitch would never end. Every day was like a dog’s days: 7 days long. Those in bad marriages can tell you the same thing; time really drags.

Then you retire from that job that was never—ever—going to end and everything speeds up. You look back at past events and say, “I can’t believe it has been15 years since I retired?” “Was it really three presidents ago?”

Of course, when we’re young we don’t give much thought at all to time. We have no sense of it in the long term or that we will ever run out of it. Time-related thoughts in the young center on such events as the agonizingly slow approach of holiday breaks from school and the ooze of time until we’re old enough to get a BB gun, a driver’s license, our first car.

I have been alive more than 29,000 days. It was more than 10,000 days ago that I moved to California. Trash pickup days flash by at warp speed. The lawn grows at a fearsome rate. I just mowed the back yard of my house yesterday—or was it last week—and it already needs mowed again.

If I’d had haircuts at the socially accepted two week intervals I would have had more than 2,000 of them. Of course, you would have to knock off a few years at the beginning of life until I had my first haircut and my mother cried about it. Then you would have to subtract quite a few more at this end of life because I don’t have enough hair left to waste a trip to–and the expense of–a barber. Clippers make short work of what little remains.

In fairness to Father Time and the Baby New Year, I should mention that not everything speeds up when you get older. It seems sometimes like that Social Security check is never going to get here.

 

Books by Steve Liddick: https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=steve+liddick

Steve LiddickAuthor of “All That Time,” “Old Heroes,” “Prime Time Crime,” “Sky Warriors,” “But First This Message: A Quirky Journey in Broadcasting,” “A Family Restaurant is No Place for Children,” “Campsite Gourmet: Fine Dining on the Trail and on the Road,” and “Eat Cheap: A Cookbook and Guide To Stretching Your Food Budget Dollars.”

 

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